be admired by your fans
and feared by your enemies.
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you heard it here.
with included bulge in the crouch region.
now you can be packin' without the slackin!
sh*t if you order in the next 5 seconds,
you will get the pants free by calling and asking for our new "exclusive"
once in a lifetime of a deal CATALOUGE!!!!!!
look good while kicking or kissing butt.
you've got all to gain and nothing to lose.
call now while supplies last*
1-000-KISS-ASS
what are you waiting for.
get the attention you deserve.
[entertainment purposes only]
warning:pants will fall apart if wet.
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[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Aug 27 2009, 11:31 AM' post='266000']
[quote name='roseanne1' post='265717' date='Aug 27 2009, 11:15 AM']
haha. i can't get over those ads.
[/quote]
then get under them ;)
[quote name='last_rose_of_summer' post='265749' date='Aug 27 2009, 01:13 PM']
aw man, i gotta get me some of those jeans :lolol:
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
[/quote]
why take self defense classes. when the Norris In Action Jeans
IS ALL YOU REALLY NEED.
[just press the zipper buttons for all your coolest moves]
24 IN ALL. even try different combinations.
and watch your pants in action do all the ass kicking for you!
wanna see what those jeans can do.[in black]
heres proof:
read what one victim had to say.
"I was jogging along the park one day and as I passed an old lady
she screamed and noticed that her purse was missing.
she thought i took it since she felt the pressure of the air from my wind breakers
as i ran on by."
"that is when she took off her Action Norris Jeans and sent them right after me.
those jeans caught up to me and kicked my ass."
"I refused hospital attendance and decided to go buy a pair for myself.
they really do work." - beat up guy.
[/quote]
[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Aug 27 2009, 02:35 PM' post='266201']
[quote name='guru26' post='266059' date='Aug 27 2009, 08:21 PM']
Oh god, not Chuck Norris, you have no idea HOW LONG my older brother went on about him! :facepalm:
[/quote]
another satisfied customer!!
:)
be an attraction and get in on the action.
tough on you but even tougher on your opponents. kiyyyya!!!!!!!
[/quote]
[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Aug 27 2009, 03:06 PM' post='266233']
[quote name='guru26' post='266226' date='Aug 27 2009, 11:04 PM']
When my older borther was going through his Chuck Norris phase, whenever somebody said intense, he'd say, "You know what else is intense? A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris!"
[/quote]
his mustache is intense! his roundhouse kicks? phenomenal!
did your bro get the jeans?
[/quote]
[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Aug 27 2009, 03:18 PM' post='266242']
[quote name='guru26' post='266235' date='Aug 27 2009, 11:07 PM']
No he didn't, the post cost would cost more than the actual jeans! :lol:
[/quote]
true.
but you get a free gift.
free Norris Action! mustache with every purchase.
never leave home without one.
[/quote]
[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 09:24 AM' post='270342']
are you all making fun of Chucks mustache?
look what happened to the last peeps that did that:
not even bears stand a chance, [with a single stare]
not even helicopters, [same stare!]
you been warned.
and
he is not just some cowboy actor dude. he is tough.
born tough.
[/quote]
[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 10:08 AM' post='270378']
-its gotta be the jeans.
[/quote]
[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 10:35 AM' post='270389']
[quote name='TalkingHead' post='270379' date='Sep 1 2009, 06:12 PM']
Yeah. Fuck Chuck Norris. That's all.
[/quote]
so it's true.
"Once you go Chuck, you never go Cluk"
he is a fighter, not a lover.
http://chuckwomen.ytmnd.com/
[/quote]
[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 10:52 AM' post='270398']
[quote name='TalkingHead' post='270394' date='Sep 1 2009, 06:41 PM']
He's 100+ years old. In my opinion, he started all this Chuck Norris bullshit online so that he could regain some relevance. Irritating.
[/quote]
you are jealous!!!
thats whats impressive.
he is a 100 and still brings it.
you sound miserable.
have some cake.
its all in good fun.
[/quote]
[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 11:44 AM' post='270453']
[quote name='TalkingHead' post='270400' date='Sep 1 2009, 06:56 PM']
What, exactly, does he "bring" anymore? He does infomercials.
I don't like cake.
[/quote]
well, you can't have your cake and eat it too.....
what's better than nothing?
I'd definitely cover that song if I could.
[/quote]
[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 01:55 PM' post='270599']
even his pets are deadly.
you'd wonder where his pets get it from,
[/quote]
[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 2 2009, 06:26 AM' post='271200']
[quote name='Trappy' post='271192' date='Sep 2 2009, 02:14 PM']
w-eKHVqK4q4
no horror movie can ever be more HORRYFING than the image of chucks chest-hair in your hand
:cry:
[/quote]
:lol:
its his shirt.
some ppl look better with their shirt on. get yours today for $20 [3 sweaters in one]
heres what is underneath his shirt:
[/quote]
[quote name='SuperZer0' date='Sep 4 2009, 04:34 PM' post='273741']
beat that.
[/quote]
[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 4 2009, 05:26 PM' post='273783']
you win.
Bruce Lee is the best but
Chuck Norris is the best at opening shop.
http://www.squidoo.com/chuck-norris-t-shirts
-f*ck the atomic bomb. we got Chuck Norris.
even Waldo is hiding from Chuck.
You Don't Fuck with the Chuck!
chuck is aiming at the rat that ate his cheese.
Norris gives Nightmares Nightmares :)
NO TEXT NEEDED.
[/quote]
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