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last night was lame.
in the words of a witness who was there.
the crash happened. sh*t blew up.
who else was there.
the victims lost, scattered and bleeding to death.
says witness.
everybody, everywhere.
but all in one place.
Welcome to the SP true Sattyland! story
here is a survivor's account.
the place i forgot.
the time, i forgot.
it's head trauma man, back off.........
here's what i remember.
IT WAS DREADFUL.
NO ONE WANTED TO LOOK AT EACHOTHER.
ITS LIKE THEY ALL KNEW EACHOTHERS DIRTY LITTLE SECRET.
AND EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT HIDING IT WITH THE SILENCE
WAS THE BEST SOLUTION FOR THE TIME BEING AND IT WAS,
IT WAS AN AKWARD MOMENT.
SATUR999 WAS MISSING.......
PSYCHE WAS LOOKING GOOD, BETTER THAN SATTYLAND2, ITS
LIKE THE MORE CHATS ONE GETS INTO WITH PSYCHE THERE.
THE MORE BEAUTIFUL PSYCHE GETS.
AND THAT IS NOT A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL MY DEAR.
THEN PSYCHE GOES AND GETS SATUR999 ON.
THEY MUST HAVE BEEN UNDER THE SAME ROOF BUT
IN TWO DIFFERENT SEPERATE ROOMS.
MY ENTRANCE WAS BOTHERSOME, MY FELLOW PUMPKINS
SMELLED THE PIZZA I JUST ORDERED COMING MY WAY.
ADVANCE WARNING TO MY FELLOW PUMKINS TO
CHECK THEIR MAILBOX SLOWLY. OR ELSE STUFFING YOUR FACE
WILL TAKE A WHOLE NEW MEANING.
WE WOULDNT WANT A SLICE OFF PIZZA TO GO TO WASTE.
NOW WOULD WE.
SATTY LOST HER LISTS OF QUESTIONS.
HOW?
SATTYS KAT DESPERATELY SEEKING HER ATTENTION
GOT JEALOUS AND TOOK THE LIST FROM HER.
SATTY BEGAN CHASING HER CAT AROUND THE COMPUTER.
AFRAID HER KITTY WOULD EAT IT,
SATTY FINALLY CATCHES KITTY AND KITTY CAT
ACCIDENTLY SWALLOWED THE LIST ONCE CAUGHT.
SO THERE WE WERE WAITING ALL NIGHT FOR THE CAT TO THROW
IT UP, WE TRIED EVERYTHING LIKE, SHOWING THE KITTY, THE FACES OF DEATH THE CATS GONE BAD SPECIAL EDITION AND EVEN A PICTURE OF TWEETY BIRD AS NEW PRINCE OF THE CAT WORLD SLEEPING WITH KITTY'S
BITCH. NOTHING WORKED.
SURPRISINGLY PSYCHE DID NOT LIGHT UP ONCE WHICH MEANS
SHE QUIT SMOKING, AT LEAST IN SATTYLAND. HOOOORAY!
ITS A GOOD CAUSE TO CELEBRATE TONIGHT.
PROUD OF YOU!
AND ALL THIS TIME.
MY HOMIE BILLIE-GREY PLAYING THE TUNES IN THE BACKGROUND.
BILLI-GREY YOU SHOULD REVEAL THE TRACK LISTS PLAYED IN THEIR
ORIGINAL ORDER DURING SATTYLAND. IT WAS FLAWLESS.
YOU GOT TO BE THERE TO HEAR AND BELIEVE.
BESIDES AN EXCERPT OF BILLI-GREYS OWN VERSION OF CRIBS,
BILLI-GREY PERFORMED G.LO.W LIVE.
AND A GREAT IMPERSONATION IT WAS
WITH THE CORGAN DANCE EXECUTED SMOOTHLY AT WILL AS WELL.
BESIDES THAT WITH A CHERRY UNTOP,
BILLI-GREY AGREED TO BE BILLY CORGANS STUNT DOUBLE
IN B.C'S UP AND COMING SEQUAL TO THE LAST ACTION HERO PART 2
STARTING BILLY C.
I CAN'T WAIT!
SUNFLOWER STOPPED BY TO SAY HI AND THEN VANISHED.
THATS HOW MYSTERIOUS SHE IS.
SATTYS FAVORITE SONG PLAYED.
EVERYONE GOT BORED AND
BILLY-GREY LEFT THE SCENE BUT NOT BEFORE PLAYING HIS EXIT MUSIC.
AND AGREEING TO HOST THE NEXT SATTYLAND.
DIFFERENT HOSTS.
SAME NAME.
NAMED AFTER HER FOUNDER.
AFTER THE STRIPER, DJ WAS GONE,
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
SAVED US FROM HELL.
I REQUESTED TO SATTY TO PLACE THE MIC NEAR HER HEART SO WE CAN HEAR WHAT MUSIC HER HEART BEAT WILL BE BEATING TO, AND LOOK AND
BEHOLD. BRITNEY'S SPEARS WOMANIZER.
WHAT A CLASSIC MOMENT.
AND THEN MY HEART STARTED BEATING LIKE LIKE THE BASELINE TO THE
BEGINNING OF GOSSAMER AFTER THAT ANDTHANKS TO SATTY, IT NEVER GOT OLD.
SATTY CONTINUED TO SHOW ME HER RING FINGER ALL NITE AND THEN
SATTYS CAT GAVE ME A KISS AND TYPED FUCKER..
THEN SATTY ACCIDENTLY SAT ON HER CAT.
THE KITTY LIVED AND TALKING HEAD HAD TO STOP SATTY FROM TAKING ANOTHER SIP OF SPIKED STEAMING TEA BY REACHING WITH HER HAND
AND HIDING HER DRINK AND THEN BLAMING HER KITTY FOR IT.
BECAUSE OUT OF NOWHERE
SATTY BEGAN LAUGHING HER ASS OFF AND COULDNT STOP TILL 5 MINUTES
LATER AFTER SHE ALMOST FELL ON TALKIE HEAD AND TALKIE HEAD FELL
AND BROKE HER HEAD AND BIRDS FLEW OUT OF THERE INTO THE SUNSET
PAINTING HANGING IN HER ROOM. LOL.
JK.
IT WAS A KODAK MOMENT.
AND SATTY AND I MADE A NEW FRIEND.
OF COURSE BY THEN
I WOKE UP-
SAW THE MESS
AND ASKED
WHAT HAPPENED?
[ no pumpkins, humans or cats were hurt during Sattyland sessions ]
BILLY C. WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY.
and billy-grey too!
and yes folks. there is no fighting nor sexual activity taking place
infront of the cameras in Sattyland so pervs you all need to hit next door.
THANK YOU TO ALL THAT ATTENDED AND DINT ATTEND.
there is always a next time......
is there? lol
Macko_lanter9 reporting.
ADIOS.
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Jan.25,2009. 9:10am
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