Once you go Chuck, you'll never go Cluk, Cluk [Action Jeans!]

[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Aug 26 2009, 08:15 PM' post='265550']
be admired by your fans
and feared by your enemies.

introducing: N.I.A [norris in action] Jeans!!!!!!
you heard it here.


with included bulge in the crouch region.

now you can be packin' without the slackin!

sh*t if you order in the next 5 seconds,
you will get the pants free by calling and asking for our new "exclusive"
once in a lifetime of a deal CATALOUGE!!!!!!

look good while kicking or kissing butt.


you've got all to gain and nothing to lose.

call now while supplies last*

1-000-KISS-ASS

what are you waiting for.

get the attention you deserve.
[entertainment purposes only]

warning:pants will fall apart if wet.
[/quote]


[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Aug 27 2009, 11:31 AM' post='266000']
[quote name='roseanne1' post='265717' date='Aug 27 2009, 11:15 AM']
haha. i can't get over those ads.
[/quote]

then get under them ;)

[quote name='last_rose_of_summer' post='265749' date='Aug 27 2009, 01:13 PM']
aw man, i gotta get me some of those jeans :lolol:

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
[/quote]

why take self defense classes. when the Norris In Action Jeans
IS ALL YOU REALLY NEED.
[just press the zipper buttons for all your coolest moves]
24 IN ALL. even try different combinations.

and watch your pants in action do all the ass kicking for you!

wanna see what those jeans can do.[in black]
heres proof:


read what one victim had to say.


"I was jogging along the park one day and as I passed an old lady
she screamed and noticed that her purse was missing.
she thought i took it since she felt the pressure of the air from my wind breakers
as i ran on by."

"that is when she took off her Action Norris Jeans and sent them right after me.
those jeans caught up to me and kicked my ass."

"I refused hospital attendance and decided to go buy a pair for myself.
they really do work." - beat up guy.
[/quote]


[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Aug 27 2009, 02:35 PM' post='266201']
[quote name='guru26' post='266059' date='Aug 27 2009, 08:21 PM']
Oh god, not Chuck Norris, you have no idea HOW LONG my older brother went on about him! :facepalm:
[/quote]

another satisfied customer!!

:)

be an attraction and get in on the action.



tough on you but even tougher on your opponents. kiyyyya!!!!!!!
[/quote]


[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Aug 27 2009, 03:06 PM' post='266233']
[quote name='guru26' post='266226' date='Aug 27 2009, 11:04 PM']
When my older borther was going through his Chuck Norris phase, whenever somebody said intense, he'd say, "You know what else is intense? A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris!"
[/quote]

his mustache is intense! his roundhouse kicks? phenomenal!

did your bro get the jeans?
[/quote]


[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Aug 27 2009, 03:18 PM' post='266242']
[quote name='guru26' post='266235' date='Aug 27 2009, 11:07 PM']
No he didn't, the post cost would cost more than the actual jeans! :lol:
[/quote]

true.

but you get a free gift.


free Norris Action! mustache with every purchase.

never leave home without one.
[/quote]


[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 09:24 AM' post='270342']
are you all making fun of Chucks mustache?

look what happened to the last peeps that did that:


not even bears stand a chance, [with a single stare]


not even helicopters, [same stare!]


you been warned.
and
he is not just some cowboy actor dude. he is tough.


born tough.

[/quote]


[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 10:08 AM' post='270378']

-its gotta be the jeans.
[/quote]


[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 10:35 AM' post='270389']
[quote name='TalkingHead' post='270379' date='Sep 1 2009, 06:12 PM']
Yeah. Fuck Chuck Norris. That's all.
[/quote]

so it's true.
"Once you go Chuck, you never go Cluk"

he is a fighter, not a lover.
http://chuckwomen.ytmnd.com/


[/quote]


[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 10:52 AM' post='270398']
[quote name='TalkingHead' post='270394' date='Sep 1 2009, 06:41 PM']
He's 100+ years old. In my opinion, he started all this Chuck Norris bullshit online so that he could regain some relevance. Irritating.
[/quote]

you are jealous!!!

thats whats impressive.

he is a 100 and still brings it.

you sound miserable.
have some cake.

its all in good fun.
[/quote]


[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 11:44 AM' post='270453']
[quote name='TalkingHead' post='270400' date='Sep 1 2009, 06:56 PM']
What, exactly, does he "bring" anymore? He does infomercials.

I don't like cake.
[/quote]

well, you can't have your cake and eat it too.....

what's better than nothing?

I'd definitely cover that song if I could.
[/quote]



[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 1 2009, 01:55 PM' post='270599']
even his pets are deadly.


you'd wonder where his pets get it from,

[/quote]


[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 2 2009, 06:26 AM' post='271200']
[quote name='Trappy' post='271192' date='Sep 2 2009, 02:14 PM']
w-eKHVqK4q4
no horror movie can ever be more HORRYFING than the image of chucks chest-hair in your hand
:cry:
[/quote]
:lol:

its his shirt.


some ppl look better with their shirt on. get yours today for $20 [3 sweaters in one]


heres what is underneath his shirt:

[/quote]


[quote name='SuperZer0' date='Sep 4 2009, 04:34 PM' post='273741']


beat that.
[/quote]


[quote name='Macko_lanter9' date='Sep 4 2009, 05:26 PM' post='273783']
you win.


Bruce Lee is the best but
Chuck Norris is the best at opening shop.


http://www.squidoo.com/chuck-norris-t-shirts

-f*ck the atomic bomb. we got Chuck Norris.




even Waldo is hiding from Chuck.


You Don't Fuck with the Chuck!

chuck is aiming at the rat that ate his cheese.




Norris gives Nightmares Nightmares :)


NO TEXT NEEDED.
[/quote]

In memory of David.

I had a dream exactly like this when I was a child:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4eP8bGSwXE
it must have been a glimpse into a past life
of mine. LOL

I can never forget it.
the dream is close to my heart.

you wish!!!!!

"strange days have found us"
_
and your dream was what-SFD
Driving the desert to what may be a mirage
It is kept at a distance
Maybe its the dust in my eyes
Or glitter constructing the land of sun

Either way I'll swarm
The cactus and empty horizon
untill morning comes and sets me free
Untill morning

I pick up that part of my soul
That has been hitch hiking
Waiting on my ride
Gets right in
Turns up the stereo high

Feels like a lost friend
I hold it's hand
with one arm out the window
as if to fly

Then this vehicle
Takes to the desert sky

..
.
_
I was waiting for you.
trippy poem.
thanks.

I see your point of view....
mine goes a little bit deeper than that....
when I had my band when I was a teenager,
I was always told by fans of Jim Morrison
that I was Jim incarnated.......
to this day I was trying to find out why?
now, I know....[i rest my case]
by putting all the pieces together
and finding that song and video,
among other things....
yes, I accept my fate!

especially with the music I was making then.....
and the lyrics I have [nothing like the ones Ive shared here thus far]
crazy, I know.....

I used to be called Gothic Morrison
a.k.a MOJO Gothic
[i mean if he wasnt dark enough] right?
true dark times then and definately now
StRAnGe DaYs!
"have tracked us down"
_
waited-SFD.
M9 says Wait.
MOJO RISING!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Macko_lanter9/Sunflowerdagger
Date: April 16, 2009, 5:58 pm

SunnyD/M9:Your welcome.
SunnyD:Your blog reminded me of my blog that I wrote maybe minutes before I laid eyes on this.

M9:the more strange, the better!

SunnyD:So you are the anti-christ?
M9nly does it get you wet?.

SunnyD:Accept your fate Mojo Morrison.
Let it devour you.

[lets get our kicks down before the whole sh*thouse goes up in flames]
alright, alright.....[roadhouse blues live excerpt]-playing in the background.

SunnyD:I want to hear or read some of this Mojo Gothic movement you have in your brain.
M9: you must pass a evaluation first, those poems are not for everyone,
I 'd hate to see you end up in a mental asylum next to me.


*tunes*
SunnyD:
Its not so StRaNgE...
ThAt your So StRaNge...from me....
*tunes*
M9:[are we boning] gotta let me know, next time..LOL

I think we are tracking down the strange days.
M9/M9:[only if your in a mental wreck]
I'm not, not me. [those were two answers].

M9:speed kills but
always wear a seatbelt.
-accidents happen-
both ways.
*beauty lives forever*

SunnyD:Funny, I thought you never read much of his poems. Did you always accept such a insanely nice compliments with out researching your dead twins work?
M9:no, I have not subscribed to "The Living Dead" newsletters but
I have read some of his work and it brings back a lot of pain and joy.
[instant karmic reactions[memories] and karmic flashbacks]
something equivalent to your feelings about WW2 stories.
[I think you understand]

[[[[ride the snake, baby]]]]

SunnyD:tongue2.gif

SunnyD:And if he is the Lizard King...Then you?
M9:Its for me to know and for you to find out!
if you really wanna know
then COME for the ride......
I'll have you G.L.O.W in no time.
_
sfd-this has become
such a cluster of stars.

blogs, and PM, and comments.

I'll ride the snake with you.

But don't be too sure you can Make me G.L.O.W

lmao
_
dont get your wires crossed!
I'LL BRING THE SNAKE!

YOU BRING THE BUTTER!

[then we'll set the night on fire]
_
you said butter-sfd.
lmao

That just make a little rain cloud over the lighter babe.

...psht...i'm not toast.

what about, silk rain or something a little more enticing and less greasy.

Macko is Mickey DEES Stat.


tongue2.gif

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If i were to say to you....
Muffin we couldn't get much higher....
Cmon butter my fire
cmon baby lightly butter my fire
Try to set this night on FIRE

See it just doesn't work.
_
set the control on fire.....
yes, i said butter because your buns are toast....

but if its rain your after then don't think too much, just
sit back, relax and feel the silky rain fall on you like the blanket sky.
we are gonna make it thunder, and make it light like as if it was the 4th of July.

*I've got butter on my fingers*
[guitar screeches]
_
*mouth drops*
!!!FLAMES!!!
Firey rain..

*never felt this good to burn.
_
when your strange...........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZHnB91T_CA

claiming to be Jim Morrison in this lifetime
is more of a burden than anything.........

I can go on forever and connect the dots,
hit or miss the spot for every star but I'd rather not,
I mean what's the point! who's picture is it anyway!

the movie The Doors portrays Jim Morrison to
be "a sort of" raging alcoholic lunatic with no boundaries,
but there was so much more to JIM than that..........
he was an asshole and a good guy too.
[so I've heard]

what I want the young guns to understand is
that Jim can be seen as a bad role model for our lost
youth. [as can so many other ppl in the limelight]

right before I got a band together after watching
-Nirvana and Smashing Pumpkins perform LIVE-
I had a friend [R.I.P] who thought he was Jim Morrison.

the poor guy immulated his fallen hero's every step,
word for word, breath for breath [it was insane]
he introduced me to the Doors [thanks D] and carried the
No One Here Gets Out Alive book everywhere he went!
[still to this day it's mind boggling]

my friend[David] would drink sooo much and sing all
his songs and dance along side the lines of danger
and pose like him[JIM] all the time.....
that it now saddens me to think how so many
young kids out there today may do the same thing!

the same way Jim lost his life, my friend did his....
there is something to learn from this and that is
that we all have a responsibility over our own lives!
to make or break it is all on us and the truth will remain
to echo for the next generations to come!

[how would you put it down?]
when it's all said and done.

why be another poorman's Jim, or poorman's Billy
or poorman's Macko when you can be yourself and
blaze trails instead of following them.......

there are those that follow the road and
there are those that lead the road, for everything else
there is......[well, you know the rest!]

I saw a commercial a while back that featured Lebron James
speaking about Jordan's footsteps and how he wants to go
along that road [but] with a huge exception and that is that
when you reach down that same road too in life... he asks;
will you want to be like your role model or better than?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZbuJqasLTc
you get the message, it applies to everything.

....
going back to David i remember just how difficult it was to
hang out and take care of somebody who was so drunk and
chaotic and careless as he was because he believed that
the Oliver Stone flick was all there was to Jim and the Doors
[I saved his ass so many times]
I was there for him and he still paid the price for his actions,
you will too no matter who is there for you if you don't watch out.

and
being crazy and acting crazy are two different things.
there is nothing cool about losing it!
if your not crazy, don't try to be or you might end up like david.
leave the crazy act to the crazy people, like me!

be true to yourself.

-breaking news-
Jim Morrison has been found alive and well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qhCfj_8fzM
[great performance]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGRM0sjjmts
+
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwKArK0G7ro
[this one's better]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qce-FYF3QFQ
[Legendary!]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sfzLZvETSU
[wow, that guy has JM stuck in his throat]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpc-T5loBE4
+
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPfdHm4zRFg
[I am convinced that the spirit of JM is in this guy]
I hope it's not another case of the Lizard King outbreak!

you be the judge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVZnaajEB-o
after much deliberation, Macko_lanter9
and the people in the mental state of Macko
declare you guilty of being
Jim Morrison & The DOORS
incarnate on all charges
now may you carry out your sentence LIVE!

Dream Incarnate by: SFD and M9., April16-April29th, 2009




--------------------

How are WE?

[THRU THE FORRESTS]
Jan. 22,2009. 6:28am[standard time]

LOVE BITES LIKE SAND.
THE CLOCK AIMS WITH BOTH HANDS.
COLOR BRUSH ME IN BLUE AND NAIL ME NEXT TO JUNE.
I OPEN PANDORAS BOX AND IT THROWS AT ME HEART SHAPED STONES
AND ALL THAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER ME IS A BAR OF SOAP-
WITH SCENT OF A FORGOTTEN LOVE.

THERE IS NO PLACE I'D RATHER BE, WITHOUT YOU NEAR.
THERE IS NO PLACE I'D RATHER BE, WITHOUT YOU HERE.
ALL I CAN DO IS ASK YOU,

HOW ARRRRR[R] WE?
BUT YOU'D RATHER STICK ME TO SEE IF I STILL BREATHE!
DEAD TO YOU, I WON'T LEAVE.
CALL ME OUT IN THIS PAINTING.
I AM STANDING STILL.
I DONT WANT TO MOVE OR YOU WONT THINK I AM REAL.

JUST MAYBE I WANT TO DO WHAT I AM TOLD.
ON THE DOWN LOW AS A CAT'S CURIOSITY GROWS.
ONLY THEN WILL I RUN INTO A WALL.
AND SOW MY G.I JOE WHEN IT BREAKS OFF AND TURNS TO GOLD.

I AM THE ONE YOU BLAME,
WHEN YOU NEVER EVER WANT TO SEE.
I AM THE ONE YOU NAME INSANE,
SO CALL ALL YOUR FRIENDS? AND CALL ME A CREEP!
I AM THE ONE YOU CLAIM YOU DO NOT LIKE
AND I AM THE ONE
HUNTED IN YOUR GAME SO DONT FORGET THE LINES

AND IN YOUR PART ONE MORE THING.
I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE MORE THING.
I JUST WANT TO SAY....................

yeah!
I WANT TO BE THE ONE THAT STANDS.
YOU THROW THE KNIVES.
LETS CALL THIS SHOW ROMANCE.
WITHOUT A PRICE,
THE SHOW STARTS AT NINE.
UNNOTICED GREETINGS AND MEMORABLE DEPARTURES
WHAT'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT.
WE HAVE SURVIVED
......AND IF WE ESCAPE
WITH MORE THAN JUST OUR LIVES.
CALL IT DESTINY/FATE.
THE CASTLE OF MIRRORS IN THE SKY
WILL NEVER LEAVE US BEHIND UNLESS WE ARE LATE.
SO LET'S SAVE OURSELVES FROM TOMORROW BREAK AND BORROW A LIE
AND CALL IT A DATE.

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM YOU AND ME.
DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY,
SEND YOUR TROOPS TO WHERE THEY BELONG.
THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU AND ME.
DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY,
SING ALONG TO THIS SONG.
AND FIGHT ONLY THE BATTLES THAT MATTER MOST.
THE ONES WE'VE WON.

HOW ARE WE?
HOW ARE WE?
ANOTHER UPSET.
I DIN'T MEAN TO BE MEAN.
ITS WHAT I GET.
IM SORRY
IF I EVER HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
ANOTHER UPSET.
ITS ALL THAT I'VE KNOWN.
ITS WHAT I GET.
FOR MY FLAWS ONCE MORE.
WE GET AS MUCH AS WE SHOW.

A TRAIL OF GLITTERED FEATHERS
AND STONE ROSES,
A BOOK OF FORGOTTEN LETTERS
AND BLACK DIAMONDS,
A ROAD OF CLOUDS TO THE MOON AND THE RAPTURE OF
DARKNESS FOR A DATE PLANNED SO FAR FOR TOO SOON.
BRINGS OUT THE LIGHT EVEN MORE.

WHEN I THOUGHT WE WERE ALONE,
YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE AT ALL.
YOU WERE ALREADY GONE.
AND WHEN I FOUND YOU,
YOU WERE SLEEPING ALL ALONG.
NOT THAT LONG AGO.
AND NOW I'M STUCK FREEZING IN THE COLD.
WRAP ME UP IN PLASTIC LIKE A TOY AND TAKE ME HOME.

THROW ME OUT AFTER YOU ARE DONE.
SUGAR PUMPKIN I AM NOT IN HERE SO PLEASE,
IT WILL BE FANTASTIC IF YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE
AFTER THE TONE.
I PROMISE I WONT ANSWER YOUR CALL.
THERES NO PLACE, THERES NO PLACE,
THERES NO PLACE, THERES NO PLACE,
THERES NO PLACE, THERES NO PLACE,
THERES NO PLACE, THERES NO PLACE,
THERES NO PLACE, THERES NO PLACE,
THERES NO PLACE, THERES NO PLACE
IN YOUR HEART FOR UUUSSSS BOTH.

BY:MACKO_LANTER9.

Love is the fire by:M9.

To all the Lonely Hearts
out there I say,
you are not alone.
We all share the same lonely heart.
I got a Lonely Heart too.
I keep myself warm next to the fire place.
We all got one.
My Heart.
Your Heart
Our hearts.
LONELY AS ONE!

Love is the fire.

[THRU THE BLAZING SUN!]


--------------------

Copasetic Ramblings parte 2

Our 1st gig in LaLaWood[what you dint see]
Feb 8,2009 1:56pm by: M9.

why did you have to leave before
our encore; oh, yeah...
auntie called....
it was past our bed time.
i hope she dint find out
when she tucked me in that I was
a bag of mashed potatoes.

heres the PG-17 version.

we dint find out who
that mansion belonged to
i think i heard that it was a rental
for private parties or something.

the vibe was good
it felt like new again
it was like a ball was
bouncing back and forth
from the crowd to us.

the view was nice and topless
over the city lights
serenading the streets of L.A
with our music was legendary.
it was crazy.

it's a good thing it rained a bit
because it just added fuel to the fire.

where do i start.
what do i remember.

a grandma panty was thrown on stage
funny I dint see any grandmas there.
grandma must have been getting it
on in the suite where the orgy
was taking place. HA!
BlackSwan was that you? lol.
[thanks for the permission to put you in]

so then
we got so drunk that we vomited on
stage and on the crowd and they loved it
jk.

we did vomit backstage
you should have stuck around for that.
i wanted you to see what
i ate last thursday.
it was art.
when i become famous.
i will vomit and sale it
on ebay.

i blame the free booze.

groupies everywhere as you would expect, i think they were hired hookers with really good hand shakes
since they were giving free BJ's like pro's, i mean for instance.
this one girl putted three rubbers in her mouth and strapped them on three of our band members in one swift move.
the bass player is a girl so she was
holding a banana, nonetheless
impressive.

i think we played for an hour and 15 minutes to be exact.
you should have stuck around for the other bands.
maybe next time.
i forgot their names,
I blame a wild night for that.
and i can't find my flier.

i hope you got one and made it out alive with it.

did you see the flame throwers and
clowns flopping around, it was like
the circus was in town.
we should hit the road with them,
i know.

where do missing socks go?
Jan. 24, 2009. 11:58pm

many of you always ask me.
what am I doing here on SP
on a friday or Saturday night.

your all amazed
that i am not out there at a party
or on a date?

well i am on a date.
it just so happens that my date bumped into her ex
and now they are making out right infront of me.

so now
here i am.

now may i ask you.
what are you doing
on a friday or saturday night?

i call this: n0=!

are words cheap?
If your a joke!
what difference can one make
if one cannot speak,
bound by his own words.

sunflowers and saturnite.
sunshine and dynamite.
just in time, "BOOM"
when is what and
where is who..........
whom's on my side.
the fools of this afterlife.
i think that i just might.
boo!
where did everyone go?



how can i believe everything i read.
bad directions can get you thrown off a steep cliff.
if you know where your going but can't see.
flying birds continue to fly and burn and never die.
rivers continue to drown my own voice and why's.

fuck- [ i am a genius ] does that piss you off?
now back to this poem i wrote.[i turn into a song]

sour grapevines and mustard lemonade milkshake.
for some ppl this is all they have and the dawn of hope. what do i get?
who are we to complain when you'd rather see me alone.
this is the afterlife, I am a ghosts!

BOO!
"who"
whom do these melodic prayers
and unmasked despairs belong to.
who knows where souls go?
you are the missing beat in my heart.
i just thought you should know.
you are the missing beat of my heart.
where do these missing beats go?

by: Macko_lanter9.


--------------------

Dancing with Voices

Am I so original to you?
I'm so fucking beautiful......
I say i'm a fuckin' genius,
and to those that dont like it,
i say fuck you.

who am I? I will never know.
sometimes I amaze myself.
what's one plus one? minus4!
do you know for sure?
I love you so.
I love every single one of you so.
can anyone find truth and be true.
I've got a secret and you must know,
know who likes you so.
know who don't like me too.
I've got a secret.
I know who likes you too.
I do.
I love you in forwards and reverse.
til I crash and burn!
to see, if there is something more after we bleed all over the road!

Making love is like a fight we'd both end up losing.
so let's plug our earphones to the wall and have a listen.
it's a thin line between shake and bake kid so break em' off.
give me those two words i can hang myself with.
everyone is invited to this party of one,
It's okay if that don't make sense because
nothing ever does.

who am I? I will never know.
sometimes I amaze myself.
what's one plus one? minus4!
do you know for sure?
I love you so.
I love every single one of you so.
can anyone find truth and be true.
I've got a secret and you must know,
know who likes you so.
know who don't like me too.
I've got a secret.
I know who likes you too.
I do.
I love you in forwards and reverse.
til I crash and burn!
to see, if there is something more after we bleed all over the road!

[guitar solo]

i have to go to sleep now.
and i was wondering if you can join me
so we'd share the same dream.

Jan.23, 2009. 3:08am

Children of the Pumpkins by M9

says a page from: The CHILDREN Of The PUMPKINS by M9.

The other day walking down a busy street.
at the corner waiting for the light to turn green.
i saw a black limo full of prom children.
they screamed and ranted; UGLY! laughing.
i turned I saw one of the fattest women of them all.
the kids yelled out; stop eating cheeseburgers!
the black limo sped off.
people laughed and crossed.
i couldn't leave after what i just saw.

heres a tissue .
wipe those tears.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
those kids hide from their fears.

you're beautiful.
what's your name.
what is pleasure without pain.
nice to meet you too.
and i gave her hand a kiss.
those kids will look back
one day and see what true beauty really is.

you are beautiful. Brenda.

events based on a true story.

-M9.
Jan.1,2009.!0:06am


--------------------

Copasetic Ramblings parte 1

SattyIsland. by:M9.

Sattyland highlights brought to you by German beer
and toejam flavored condoms. Drink Responsibly.

last night was lame.
in the words of a witness who was there.

the crash happened. sh*t blew up.

who else was there.

the victims lost, scattered and bleeding to death.
says witness.

everybody, everywhere.
but all in one place.
Welcome to the SP true Sattyland! story

here is a survivor's account.

the place i forgot.
the time, i forgot.

it's head trauma man, back off.........

here's what i remember.

IT WAS DREADFUL.
NO ONE WANTED TO LOOK AT EACHOTHER.

ITS LIKE THEY ALL KNEW EACHOTHERS DIRTY LITTLE SECRET.
AND EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT HIDING IT WITH THE SILENCE
WAS THE BEST SOLUTION FOR THE TIME BEING AND IT WAS,
IT WAS AN AKWARD MOMENT.

SATUR999 WAS MISSING.......

PSYCHE WAS LOOKING GOOD, BETTER THAN SATTYLAND2, ITS
LIKE THE MORE CHATS ONE GETS INTO WITH PSYCHE THERE.
THE MORE BEAUTIFUL PSYCHE GETS.
AND THAT IS NOT A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL MY DEAR.

THEN PSYCHE GOES AND GETS SATUR999 ON.

THEY MUST HAVE BEEN UNDER THE SAME ROOF BUT
IN TWO DIFFERENT SEPERATE ROOMS.

MY ENTRANCE WAS BOTHERSOME, MY FELLOW PUMPKINS
SMELLED THE PIZZA I JUST ORDERED COMING MY WAY.
ADVANCE WARNING TO MY FELLOW PUMKINS TO
CHECK THEIR MAILBOX SLOWLY. OR ELSE STUFFING YOUR FACE
WILL TAKE A WHOLE NEW MEANING.
WE WOULDNT WANT A SLICE OFF PIZZA TO GO TO WASTE.
NOW WOULD WE.

SATTY LOST HER LISTS OF QUESTIONS.
HOW?
SATTYS KAT DESPERATELY SEEKING HER ATTENTION
GOT JEALOUS AND TOOK THE LIST FROM HER.
SATTY BEGAN CHASING HER CAT AROUND THE COMPUTER.
AFRAID HER KITTY WOULD EAT IT,
SATTY FINALLY CATCHES KITTY AND KITTY CAT
ACCIDENTLY SWALLOWED THE LIST ONCE CAUGHT.

SO THERE WE WERE WAITING ALL NIGHT FOR THE CAT TO THROW
IT UP, WE TRIED EVERYTHING LIKE, SHOWING THE KITTY, THE FACES OF DEATH THE CATS GONE BAD SPECIAL EDITION AND EVEN A PICTURE OF TWEETY BIRD AS NEW PRINCE OF THE CAT WORLD SLEEPING WITH KITTY'S
BITCH. NOTHING WORKED.

SURPRISINGLY PSYCHE DID NOT LIGHT UP ONCE WHICH MEANS
SHE QUIT SMOKING, AT LEAST IN SATTYLAND. HOOOORAY!
ITS A GOOD CAUSE TO CELEBRATE TONIGHT.

PROUD OF YOU!

AND ALL THIS TIME.
MY HOMIE BILLIE-GREY PLAYING THE TUNES IN THE BACKGROUND.
BILLI-GREY YOU SHOULD REVEAL THE TRACK LISTS PLAYED IN THEIR
ORIGINAL ORDER DURING SATTYLAND. IT WAS FLAWLESS.
YOU GOT TO BE THERE TO HEAR AND BELIEVE.

BESIDES AN EXCERPT OF BILLI-GREYS OWN VERSION OF CRIBS,
BILLI-GREY PERFORMED G.LO.W LIVE.
AND A GREAT IMPERSONATION IT WAS
WITH THE CORGAN DANCE EXECUTED SMOOTHLY AT WILL AS WELL.

BESIDES THAT WITH A CHERRY UNTOP,
BILLI-GREY AGREED TO BE BILLY CORGANS STUNT DOUBLE
IN B.C'S UP AND COMING SEQUAL TO THE LAST ACTION HERO PART 2
STARTING BILLY C.
I CAN'T WAIT!

SUNFLOWER STOPPED BY TO SAY HI AND THEN VANISHED.
THATS HOW MYSTERIOUS SHE IS.

SATTYS FAVORITE SONG PLAYED.

EVERYONE GOT BORED AND
BILLY-GREY LEFT THE SCENE BUT NOT BEFORE PLAYING HIS EXIT MUSIC.
AND AGREEING TO HOST THE NEXT SATTYLAND.

DIFFERENT HOSTS.
SAME NAME.
NAMED AFTER HER FOUNDER.

AFTER THE STRIPER, DJ WAS GONE,
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
SAVED US FROM HELL.

I REQUESTED TO SATTY TO PLACE THE MIC NEAR HER HEART SO WE CAN HEAR WHAT MUSIC HER HEART BEAT WILL BE BEATING TO, AND LOOK AND
BEHOLD. BRITNEY'S SPEARS WOMANIZER.
WHAT A CLASSIC MOMENT.

AND THEN MY HEART STARTED BEATING LIKE LIKE THE BASELINE TO THE
BEGINNING OF GOSSAMER AFTER THAT ANDTHANKS TO SATTY, IT NEVER GOT OLD.

SATTY CONTINUED TO SHOW ME HER RING FINGER ALL NITE AND THEN
SATTYS CAT GAVE ME A KISS AND TYPED FUCKER..

THEN SATTY ACCIDENTLY SAT ON HER CAT.
THE KITTY LIVED AND TALKING HEAD HAD TO STOP SATTY FROM TAKING ANOTHER SIP OF SPIKED STEAMING TEA BY REACHING WITH HER HAND
AND HIDING HER DRINK AND THEN BLAMING HER KITTY FOR IT.
BECAUSE OUT OF NOWHERE
SATTY BEGAN LAUGHING HER ASS OFF AND COULDNT STOP TILL 5 MINUTES
LATER AFTER SHE ALMOST FELL ON TALKIE HEAD AND TALKIE HEAD FELL
AND BROKE HER HEAD AND BIRDS FLEW OUT OF THERE INTO THE SUNSET
PAINTING HANGING IN HER ROOM. LOL.
JK.
IT WAS A KODAK MOMENT.
AND SATTY AND I MADE A NEW FRIEND.

OF COURSE BY THEN
I WOKE UP-
SAW THE MESS
AND ASKED
WHAT HAPPENED?

[ no pumpkins, humans or cats were hurt during Sattyland sessions ]

BILLY C. WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY.
and billy-grey too!

and yes folks. there is no fighting nor sexual activity taking place
infront of the cameras in Sattyland so pervs you all need to hit next door.

THANK YOU TO ALL THAT ATTENDED AND DINT ATTEND.

there is always a next time......



is there? lol

Macko_lanter9 reporting.

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